In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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