He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
