i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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