Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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