i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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