Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
And the cops told us we were all naked.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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