THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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