Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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