I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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