on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Holy sore nipples Batman
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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