I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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