Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
well, you know. whores of a feather.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Randomize
