I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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