How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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