David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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