Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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