i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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