I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
