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(239): View more from Florida

I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.

(239): View more from Florida

I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.

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(226): View more from Ontario

i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it

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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.

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