But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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