i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Two words: nipple clamps
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