is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
They are going to name an STD after you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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