he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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