Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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