I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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