honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
