he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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