But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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