just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize