I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
