he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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