I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
