I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
