were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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