Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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