I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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