ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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