so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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