She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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