I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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