do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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