y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
NoShamevember. You game?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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