Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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