bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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