She said her name was "party"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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