there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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