just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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