Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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