i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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