sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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