Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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