What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I deserve this hangover.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
