This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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